Thank you for your feedback! We were completely unaware and apologize for the malfunctioning DVD player, it will be replaced. High speed wifi, a Firestick and DirecTV access are also provided. Regarding bottled water, we simply can't supply enough for everyone's entire stay, (you had 7 people, so at 2 bottles a day for 9-10 days, we'd have to stock 126-140 bottles,) but try to leave some in case of late arrivals and such.
The whole property is approximately 600 acres and is very rustic, as noted in the title. The area around the house is mowed regularly, but we would have employ someone full time to maintain the entire place. After your message, we did try to find someone to mow or stomp down the pond area, however due to the severe thunderstorms and short notice of 36-48 hours, it wasn't feasible.
We too would have loved to have left a 5 star review, but between the closets being rummaged though, the dirty dishes left, and leftover food/candy/wrappers being stashed in drawers and under furniture, we didn't feel as though it would be fair to future hosts.