When arriving the greeting from GIGI was great. However the pool was closed (advertised) and this was one of the hottest weekends of the year. We were shown to our private basement room. The door was accessible in the kitchen, meaning THE HOST could locked it from the outside. The lock should be on the inside. We did have a private entrance through the sliding door. We lost the remote in the couch and noticed there was what seemed to be a "mouse hole" through the couch. Which is totally Gross!!There's a pool table but no tips on the pool sticks. Coffee pot, no coffee (which was brought later). NO CURTAINS WHATSOEVER where the main living space was located (two of the beds, pool table, couch and TV.) So anyone could see what we were doing. When taking a shower, the top portion of the showers was dirty and awful! They had dust on top and leftover hair from I am not sure how long ago. While Juliet's intentions were good with breakfast, we did not want eat one particular morning (which we notified GiGi of our intentions of sleeping in on day one) with the heard of elephants, kitten (which was not in the listing) the stomping (seemed intentional because it happened only 5 or 6 stomps) and Juliet unlocking the door, opening the door to wake us up not once but twice so we could hear people talking. Then she comes down halfway the stairs and yelled at us to come eat. We declined and she said "why not come eat" We are 37, 39 and 40, we stated upon our arrival we weren't eating. She then calls her daughter who then calls me, and I respectfully repeated what I said on day one. After all this we ended up leaving a whole day early. We didn't need to be treated like children and the living area was gross. Thank you for the stay but we will not be recommending your place to any one or being back anytime soon.