I'm very sad you didn't have what you expected. I want to apologize for the plates you found not exactly cleaned and for the chair that wasn't in perfect conditions. I'll ask the cleaning lady to better verify the cleanness of the plates.
For what concerns the chairs it's the first time that a guest reviews this point and it was impossible for me to fix the problem immediately because, as you know, Capri is an island where the city is available only for pedestrians and is not that easy to organize the delivery of a chair in a few. Anyway thank you for your review, I'll do my best to fix it for the next guests.
For what concerns the listing I'm really sorry you expected something different but the listing clearly explains that it is " A small apartment in a '20s Villa in Capri" and the pictures was made by an airbnb photographer.
My family arrived in the apartment next to the yours after 5 days you were in Capri and the noticed you brought the beds in the garden. I only asked you to bring it back and I'm sorry if you felt monitored, but I couldn't accept you to move the beds outside.
For what concerns the price the only think I can say is that we are talking about one of the most luxury places in Italy and prices are usually high. I always try to be the most competitive is possible.