QUEEN sized memory foam bed at the back of this 3 bed 2 bath cottage. Natural light w/windows on 3 sides. Extra folding twin bed in the closet. Dedicated small shower bath across the hall just for you and the chickens for cheap cheap cheap bok bok boks.
You can cook in the kitchen and make yourself at home. I'll provide you with yogurt, cereal, oatmeal, fruit, eggs, coffee so you can fix yourself what you want for breakfast. You can bring your doggie too if he's a good boy. You can smoke on the porch. Lights out by 11:30 pm please.