My cortijo is not in the middle of nowhere! As explained in the description of my home, it is in a quiet location only 5 minutes outside the local village by car. I apologise that you found it impossible to find, but however the direction l supplied you is explained simply to follow. I don't understand how you think you had a two hour wait, as you said you will arrive at 10pm, l received your call at 10.30pm to say that you were lost, so l came to find you immediately! The shower room you were offered did have a problem with water pressure at the time which affected the level of heat, but in fairness you know that l offered you another shower room at the other side of house which had constant hot water, so l think you are being very unfair about the COLD water situation! The pool was not operational as we were about to repair it! As for comfort l am lost for words! The bedrooms are very comfortable as is the lounge and gardens with many comfortable sun beds.... At only 20 euros per night with a wholesome breakfast l think you are totally unjustified in your comments.