Thank you for checking out our fabulous '50's studio apartment with private entrance and private bathroom in a great suburb just blocks from Northeast Philly. Free Wi-Fi, off-street parking, kitchenette (everything but the stove), and laundry services. (By booking this apartment, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and agree to everything in this listing.)
The best deal in town! You'll be staying in a bright, studio apartment with separate entrance and private bathroom in our 100 year-old stone farmhouse. There's a kitchenette with 1950s metal cabinetry, snazzy orange mini-fridge, microwave oven, toaster, electric kettle, and coffee maker (we supply the Starbucks Italian roast and half-and-half), and mid-century textiles adorn the walls. There's an authentic, space-age sleep sofa with a brand new full-size, memory foam mattress, a new super-comfy queen-size bed with 100% cotton, 400 thread count sheets, and an en suite bathroom with a 2-person Jacuzzi and shower. (The ceilings are somewhat low, so the space is best suited to folks under 6'2".)
In the main part of the house we have a washer and dryer, so if you want us to run a load of laundry for you, we're happy to do so. Also, if you need to print or fax something, we can do that for you, as well. If you are traveling with your dog (non-molossers only), we have a wonderful dog walker with whom we can put you in touch. And...if you're really stressed out, we can arrange to have a massage therapist make a house call.
Let us know if you're active military so we can give you a 5% discount on the nightly rate. The fee for each additional guest does not apply to minor children staying with their parent(s)/guardian(s).
Zugang für Gäste
You're welcome to stroll our expansive grounds, walk in the woods along our creek, and if you're lucky you may run into the deer that often visit. You can make s'mores in our fire pit, have your coffee on the deck in our oversized Adirondack chairs, or unwind on our Caribbean-inspired porch if it's raining.
Interaktion mit Gästen
We're usually home or not too far away, so if you need anything, just ask.
Weitere wichtige Infos
Okay, now the not-so-fine print -- by booking this room, you, your heirs, and assigns agree to hold us, our heirs, and assigns harmless for any and all events and/or occurrences which may arise from your visit. We might also ask you to sign a waiver of liability and assumption of risk which restates these terms. Basically, this means you come and enjoy your stay and you and/or your family and/or your friends don't sue us. We've never given anyone a reason to sue us and no one has, but some people don't need a reason -- and we know you wouldn't want to be the first.
And for some more not-so-fine print, this is Airbnb, not the Ritz-Carlton. As of this moment, there is a slight gap under the door that leads to the outside, so expect some bugs and/or a draft to enter the space. The t.v. uses an antenna, so we get only local channels ~ although, if you're somewhat tech-savvy you can hook up your computer to it and watch what you like. Please bear in mind we're in the suburbs, and although there is public transportation a short drive away, you'll be a lot happier if you have your own car or are comfortable using Uber. Finally, my next door neighbor has two nasty, aggressive pit bull dogs and you are advised to be mindful of this when near the fence on the property line ~ or better yet, just stay away from that part of the property.
So, again, if you're looking for a luxury resort, we're probably not the best spot for you. On the other hand, if you want a great little place with all the comforts, but not the stress, of home we'd LOVE to have you.
You're here to enjoy yourselves and relax. Smoking is permitted outside. Your dog is welcome to visit, also. We have three indoor cats but they won't be visiting you where you'll be staying. This is a residential neighborhood, so please -- no parties, no loud noise after 8:00 p.m.